Funny Haikus

Sports
Last minute buzz shot
Knowing it scores, turn around
Bounce back and hits you

School
Friday nights with plans
Stay up all night partying
Woops, Saturday school

Gossip
Did you hear about?
O yeah, I did. What a goof
Well that was me. Oops

Food
Glistening Fruit sits
Plucking one from its green vine
Ick. Plastic tastes bad

Heidi
Funny looking gal
Poofy hair and kooky smile
Still fun to look at